Floppy uterus!!

[abacinate]

I love my science teacher. I've never had one before that's said "Speaking of penises..."

And remember, this is an astronomy class.

I'd never known before that a penis is just an underdeveloped uterus that's all hangy outy.

So pretty much, guys are just useless females. I feel very victorious.

Comments

[_fadedromance]

i penis is not an over underdeveloped vagina..i like my penis very much and it is not a useless female organ :p

[abacinate]

you're right. its not an underdeveloped vagina. its a underdeveloped uterus :P well i'm glad you're still proud of your penis. very courageous of you.

okay okay i admit it!! i love penises! they come in very handy when i'm in need of an orgasm. but they're still silly looking!

[redpretty23]

heh

[abacinate]

doesn't that make you feel empowered? ;)

[crypticism]

Hah, that's great

[abacinate]

:D we were talking about how we sent that leonardo da vinci picture (the naked guy one) into space so if other life forms found it they could know what we look like. then kids started saying that yeah they'd think we all had 2 penises and four legs. and then the teacher cut in :)

[crypticism]

Hahah They definitely could have sent a picture of someone better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm surprised they didn't send a picture of Brad Pitt or something.

[abacinate]

NOOO! Da Vinci! Not DiCaprio. Did you even read what I said? Are you one of those skimmers?!

[cut_words]

i i feel so superior!

well, that's nothing new. :p

[abacinate]

haha...i wish i always felt superior!! i usually feel like pond scum. maybe i should shower more often. AHAHA i slay myself :)

[cut_words]

Pshaw, showering is overrated! You get to know who your real friends are when you haven't bathed in a week, and they're still willing to go to the movies with you. :p

[abacinate]

haha actually i have sort of tried that in the past. it worked quite well. of course now i'm too shallow to do that but yeeeah :D