Is it just me...or is it super fun to stick your finger in a cat's mouth when it yawns?

This daredevil activity has everything you need for an adrenaline rush: danger, excitement, sharp teeth...saliva!

So I decided I totally need to get me one of these:

www.bengalkitties.com/kitten_pictures.htm

On second thought, I should probably get at least a dozen.

I've been watching old episodes of The Job lately (that comedy that ran for a year where Dennis Leary played a dirty cop). I wish that show was still on. *sniff*

I like when he starts seeing purple after taking some generic purple Viagra.

So I blocked a small...intersection yesterday (accidentally thankyouverymuch). I mean small in that I was only blocking one person. Of course that one person just had to be my ex's dad. *bangs head against steering wheel*

When did Seventeen magazine start having articles involving anal sex?

...Did I miss something?

1. I'm a huge dork and have a ginormous crush on a journalist ( Read more... )

So I succumbed to the temptation of two year old severely frostbitten pepperoni. To any of you out there fighting that very same temptation I do not suggest you give in. In fact I advise you NOT to eat it. Yes, this is very unorthodox of me but it's just not very smart. And I apparently happen to be one of those...not so smart...people ( Read more... )

"Um actually I'm busy tomorrow. I planned on jumping off the Empire State building and falling onto a bicycle...that has no seat." I *heart* Ross.

So my horrible sunburn is healing I suppose, since I'm shedding skin like there's no tomorrow. I'm having the time of my life peeling it off. Seriously.

I hope that doesn't make you all hot and

I thought it'd be funner to write than it was.

The only good part was about when the sub-Saharan people slice their skin with a razor blade and then pull it up with a fishhook or thorn and rub a sterile irritant into it, like soot, to make a nice big globular scar.

Wow, I need to get out more.

I love my science teacher. I've never had one before that's said "Speaking of penises..."

And remember, this is an astronomy class.

I'd never known before that a penis is just an underdeveloped uterus that's all hangy outy.

So pretty much, guys are just useless females. I feel very victorious.