So I'm sweeping my house as I normally do, but this time I decide to pull the couch away from the wall so I can get all of the dust from underneath and behind the couch ( Read more... )

SO ... this is like that awkward phone call with someone you haven't spoken to in months ( Read more... )

Maybe I'm just sick, but the best part about Saddam Hussein's hanging will probably be the next episode of South Park.

P.S. 'I Heart Huckabees' still blows.

it's not often that you get to enjoy a dinner with the two people in this world that make you happiest.

STARING CONTEST, YOU, ME, RIGHT NOW...

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can i even call this bad luck anymore?! maybe it's life's way of trying to get me off of my ass. maybe i'm too comfortable with the way things are going with myself right now and life just wants me to get out of my "comfort zone" for at least two fucking minutes. or maybe i just inspire people to get off of their ass and go somewhere (thanks ( Read more... )

"i haven't seen anything suck this much since 'I Heart Huckabees.'"

amen, stewie.

Four jobs you have had in your life ( Read more... )

i've decided that i might as well become a lesbian since i'm such a fucking pussy magnet anyway.

toodles.

I, ABBEY MARIE DIAZ, HATE (POSSIBLY STRONGLY DISLIKE) THE FOLLOWING ( Read more... )