Market research sheets for Fiction Writers and Publishing makes me want to die. I hate market sheets. With the violent fury of Mt. St. Helens.

Use Livejournal again.

Start doing it. Everyone.

Basically, someone buy me a yellow camaro for my birthday.

Yeah.

HAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW YEAHS YEAHS YEAHS SONG??? omg.

http://myspace.com/spiderman

click "sealings"

Getting ditched by your supposedly best friends for weed is nice.

Christ, I hate people.

Jocelyn: So, are you like, a dominatrix now?

Me: ...no.

Jocelyn: Oh. Well, that's too bad.

Does anyone here watch Lost?

If so, DID YOU JUST SEE THE EFFING SEASON FINALE??!!!

Holy shit.

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Me: "Yeah, I get really freaked out on flights and I usually end up mondo spazing out, but youknow what helps? - "

Ariela: "VICOTIN?!"

Ms. I: "Yeah, parties like that are fun. Especially afterwards when you're throwing up while some guy tries to rape you."

This was amazing for the sole reason that Ms. I. said it.

haha brilliant

"His quite scenster style made me too timid to talk to him."

Meghan Roth, The Pheasant Lane Foodcourt, 5:32 pm, February 13, 2006.