Finally the weather had decided to match the description of my sexy beastie self (being "hot") Hehe. I made a funny ( Read more... )

I took SATs on Saturday morning. I think I got an F minus minus. I know that they don't give F minus minuses on SATs, but I think for me they might just make an exception. Yay me! Yay Being smart ( Read more... )

I wish I was in love...

Alright, so I was in A.P. History today and we were talking about the econemy/jobs and whatnot...well, here's a little diddy about what was contained in this conversation ( Read more... )

My friends are so cool. Two of them (not one but two!) got me a penis cake. That's TWO penis cakes! And my mom just found one, and I thought it was going to be some akward "Why do you have this?" moment, but instead she doubled over laughing. She laughed even harder when I told her that they actually sell these at Hannaford and they're called " ( Read more... )

I fucking hate birthdays.

Today is my birthday!!!! Weird, I don't feel any older... but then again isn't it a lot to ask for someone to magically feel older over night? If that's the case, then I think I missed a few because I feel like I'm like four. Probably because that's where my maturity level lies. YAY ME! YAY MY BIRTHDAY!!!

I will not write "I can't believe I have one of these" because Jocelyn has just informed me that everyone writes that. And I'm so way punk rock that I will defy everything everyone else is doing because I'm wicked cool like that.

Fuck you, Jocelyn.

The End.