Chock full of COW-cium!

[abbatentacle]

1:22 p.m.In an effort to get through this class alive, I have moved on from downloading all of your journal entries every day at 12:16, to downloading the upcoming school lunch and breakfast menus for this most glorious month of December. As few of you have likely inferred from one of my previous posts, I have obviously signed up and since been

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[abbatentacle]

Okay, the pictures didn't come out as large as I'd hoped, so here's a translation of the H. C. Facts & Tips:

Strawberry:
-Don't race a healthy cow, unless you want to lose
-Hurry up and drink this milk before one of the Healthy Cows tries to take it back.
-Healthy Cows run ten miles a day.
-Healthy Cows smile when you drink your milk.

Chocolate:
-If you drink all your Healthy Cow milk you will be the fastest kid at recess.
-Each Healthy Cow can do at least 80 one-hoof push-ups.
-Healthy Cows are very peaceful.
-It takes 100 cartons of Healthy Cow milk to make you as fast as the slowest Healthy Cow.

[summerblack]

those healthy cows sound dominating...what's one to do with ten million cows that a farmer and butcher haven't already done? run?

and as far as those directions on the milk, multitasking never came with ease for me. opening a milk carton is insanity to me.

[abbatentacle]

Stunning observations, to say the least.

[thestormsurfer]

"Woopity fucking do, kit."
I'm not sure what to say about that, but I know I can't let myself get away with saying nothing.

[abbatentacle]

Elaborate.

[jlhamilt]

requested response

[sep_tem_ber]

you deleted my comment, you fucking cunt!
i keep thinking this says, "chock full of COW cum!"

[abbatentacle]

FOR THE RECORD, EVERYBODY, JONATHAN SAID THAT THAT WAS THE GREATEST MILK OF "ALL-TIME." I DID NOT DELETE IT.

[sep_tem_ber]

YES YOU DID