He: We should buy this school bus
Me: it has mildew. I think we'd have to torch it.
He: This just gets better and better!

(01:58:44 PM) me: and I mean, obviously, things are, mumble mumble, clearly, right?

(01:56:08 PM) dmitri: well, when you put it like that

me: youtube comment: "i want to mcdonal her with my mcnuggets"

me: what does that even mean

dmitri: well, mcnuggets are chicken nuggets

dmitri: mcdonal is not a verb I am familiar with

Q: What is the song "Easy Skanking" about?

A: Skanking it easy.

I don't miss you as much as the idea that there was some good in you.

Tomorrow's Wednesday, which means the day after that is Thursday which means tasty-lunch then after that is Friday!
This is more or less how I can expect to spend most of my life.

I had a dream that a semi-famous artist person* showed up at lunch, but I didn't mention that I knew who she was and followed her work because I thought it would be weird. Then I nodded as she talked about something I'd already read about on her blog. But then we all started talking about new things and it was nice. Ironically, we talked about ( Read more... )

I live across the parking lot from where I used to live, for most of my life I guess.
Usually I don't really think about it. I was elsewhere for like two or three years and they repainted the buildings so I don't like accidentally go to the old place or even think about how it is the old place, I just walk by it like all the others.
Other times it's ( Read more... )

"I think we have some sort of turkey grease problem."
"What sort of turkey grease problem?"
"The first step is admitting it!"

The friar dude establishes that Juliet will be unconscious for three hours but Romeo finds her pretty quick and like it's a bad episode of Frasier he thinks she's dead but unlike a bad episode of Frasier he's got about three hours left to just blah blah blah before swallowing his skull and crossbones bottle like a pussy then she wakes up to find ( Read more... )