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abbatentacle

How the Other Half Gets Pregnant and Drops Out of School

Apr 05, 2006 14:15

Brendan and I are going to prom.

Fuck haters.

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matt_ferrell April 5 2006, 20:19:05 UTC

Meow.

lenne_de_reuck April 5 2006, 22:50:45 UTC

Screw him. I wanna go. I would totally rock a princess ball gown.

thestormsurfer April 5 2006, 23:14:17 UTC

Tell me more.

abbatentacle April 6 2006, 11:18:42 UTC

We're getting dressed up and going to a nice restaurant and renting a motel room.

mmagniloquent April 7 2006, 00:28:30 UTC

*Makes several surgical self-inflicted incisions into the chest for not having moved to Florida and swept you off of your feet sooner*

abbatentacle April 7 2006, 17:42:15 UTC

I tried to warn you. "Move to Florida," I said. But you wouldn't listen.

And I was so young! You could have immorally influenced me and kept me forever. Now I'm unique and independent and boring.