Sorry About Your Thumb Fred: The Ride

[abbatentacle]

I've got bad news. It looks like I won't be getting 75% of my tuiton paid by the state of Florida next year because I did not pass Spanish II with a C or higher

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[thestormsurfer]

Is it too soon to congratulate you?
Aw, fuck: CONGRATULATIONS!
Where are you going to college?

[abbatentacle]

University of North Florida.

[mmagniloquent]

Move here. I will treat you like a diety. I will love you and worship you and you will be want of nothing.

All I ask in return is to kiss your inbows.

Just once.

Each.

[abbatentacle]

Do I get free food out of this deal?