I was hired at Taco Bell today. It is turning out to be a day of strange and pleasant coincidences; while filling out my Employee Readiness Evaluation with a ready enthusiasm, my favorite manager at Hardee's, Selena (attractively masculine, humorous, reminds me of my fifth grade D.A.R.E. officer), came trouncing in like she owned the place. Little ( Read more... )

It froze last night. Fitting, right?

I was going to say So did I, but fuck that. You get it.

If you know a really cool part of Florida to live in that's not overcrowded with tourists, list it here and I'll apply to their local college. Hurry up, it's almost Valentine's Day.

EDIT: The expiration date on the milk is also Valentine's Day! Oooh!

I guess I can rip this band-aid off without the foreshadowing and say I was coming out of the laundromat and he came out from behind that big old truck and said Hey Brooke. My eyes began to close to soften all the edges of what was going on. I wanted the cracks in the parking lot to disappear because for once in my life, I didn't want to believe ( Read more... )

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moth month: "the humidity is sucking me dry.
sucking us both dry.
okay, alright, it's acceptable.
moth month: because save for that that soaks into your eyes,
all smoke finds its way
out the driver's seat
in time."
TwoPartsGenre: Which one of us did that?
moth month: you did
TwoPartsGenre: Oh shit

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It was so nice to be in love, like, just a few weeks ago. That was when I wrote you this and I meant it:

but I’ll be damned if I don’t love you at the very least as much as I love myself. Remembering looking into the bathroom mirror less than an hour ago and practicing telling you out loud that I don’t think I like who I am anymore will indicate ( Read more... )

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I slept in my car last night. No, I didn't need a place to say. Nobody was supposed to realize where I was and call me offering me a hot meal and a hug. I was on my way to my little room in somebody else's house when I stopped to use the bathroom at the rest stop between Macclenny and Jacksonville, and before I knew what I was doing, I was turning ( Read more... )

SouthernNihilist: Would you kill kittens for money?
TwoPartsGenre: How much money?
SouthernNihilist: $10/k
TwoPartsGenre: No.

SEE? INTEGRITY.