I've got bad news. It looks like I won't be getting 75% of my tuiton paid by the state of Florida next year because I did not pass Spanish II with a C or higher ( Read more... )

Once viewed as a symbol of pure liberation, I now dread my car as one would dread a wrestling death cage. When I get inside of it, I never know how many days it's going to be until I can climb out ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while and that's because I don't want people to know what life is really like for me now ( Read more... )

Brendan and I are going to prom.

Fuck haters.

I heard it through the grape vine my father (see entry: 2/4/06) has a brain tumor the size of a golf ball.

Guess who's not returning his calls or going to his fairly certain upcoming funeral!

You guessed it. Accredited rock guitarist Joe Perry.

I started my period today I guess. I wasn't sure for a little while because I've been pissing so much blood it all kind of feels the same; that anticipation of probably not being able to leave my ivory tower The Rest Room for a half hour because I can't move. I suppose I should probably let you know I went to the emergency room Thursday night/ ( Read more... )

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King of the Jews ( Read more... )

A married man told me I had a nice body today.

(you guys did I mention i'm like totally miserable and desperate)

Yeah, I just bought lighters and eyedrops.

Like that waddn't obvious.