i need a job someone give me a job *claws at computer screen desparately*

*implodes*

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"My pussy has a sore tongue."
-Professor of Linguistics, John "Jack" Hawkins

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Just because I said I'd clean my own house? I did say that I don't vote because the Country is DOOMED! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER.... bizarre. I do give money to the homeless... but thats because I'm gullible not saintly.


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okay, tye. What if they were LIMA refried beans?
*random*

*puts four quarters in the LJ mechanical bull*

*mounts*

3.... 2... 1.....

YeeeeeeehaaOOF!

*is thrown off violently- blood flies*

*drags self away across floor with remaining limbs..*

Lexa.. WHY HAVENT YOU RESPONDED to my millions of attempts to contact you through mental telepathy. Christ, woman, are you well yet or what?

*loves*

As if there was any other way to send personal msgs besides LJ *psha*

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Ren

QotD: "Oh, I'll tell you in person. It's too trivial to type."

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