The news media may toss laurels and roses on Mikey J Bratfukah's funeral pyre, but here is what normal people are saying here at the East Side Service Center.

Some names have been changed to protect the Unclean.

"He did'nt want to be a man.  He did'nt want to be Black.  He did'nt want to be an American.  He turns himself into a white woman, then goes ( Read more... )

Retard night.  Heaps and heaps of retards.

Everywhere.  Big ones.  Little ones.  Drunk ones.  Stoned ones.

Retards as far as the eye can see.

Retard trying to put gas in his car with a welfare card.

Retard who can't open the bathroom door.

Retard who looks like M an M with his posse.

Whole posse of retards!

"Got your Chevy grabbed by the cops?  Too bad M ( Read more... )

 
I must ask.

The next chapter in the "Hitman" series was supposed to come out in May of 2009.

It did not.

Now, I feel that we die hard "Hitman" fans have been more patient then Agent 47 on a roof top with his beloved W2000 sniper rifle...

but what the heck is taking so long?

Speaking of patience...

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Junkie Jane has been arrested.  Not that it has'nt happened before.

But this time she's in real trouble.  She hit a cop.  Twice.

She was selling her ass downtown and a couple of cops started to question her.  She hauled off and cracked one in the face, then hit him again.  The second blow was deflected.  Then the cop put her on her ass.

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So I'm walking Bruno through the suburbs of Providence's Oak Hill area.  All of a sudden he starts to pull me into a yard.  I'm like "Bruno!  No!  Stay out of people's yards."  He does'nt want to listen.  He just keeps pulling and pulling.

Finally I see what he's heading for.  There's an old woman laying on the ground, half behind a bush.  I don't ( Read more... )

Bruno, the junk yard dog, just saved some old lady's life!

This is incredible.

Details will emerge later, right now I'm too busy.

To put it simply, she was laying on the ground half dead, the dog found her and we got somebody to call an ambulance.

I would have called an ambulance, but I don't have a cell phone.

Gotta go!

I'm training a new cashier.  Except she's not new, she already works at another shop.

I'm just showing her how things roll here.  Her name is Glory.  She's eighteen.

She works at the Fox Point station, which is near Brown U and has'nt seen a fox in centuries.

Her boss is a guy named Sergio who is widely thought to be a pedophile for several reasons.

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