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[abient]

i want to live in a world where no one ever talks about american football or twilight. what is it like in your perfect world?

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[heavyboots]

I want to live in a world where everyone talks about American football and Twilight.

Except everyone is made of cardboard so I won't have to feel bad when I hold them under water until they turn to mush in order to shut them up.

[soundboards]

^^ THAT. A++

I can't think of anything aside from those two things that bother me off the top of my head, tbh.

OH OH ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE THERE TO BE NO NORA ROBERTS OR DANIELLE STEEL IN MY WORLD TYVM. OR ANY SHITTY ROMANCE NOVELISTS, REALLY, THOSE JUST COME TO MIND.

[parvardigar]

i haven't thought about either of those things in so long.

i want to live in a world where there is only good music, european football, good food, and things to be happy about.

[savedbyfaith]

Stupid/annoying people have a mute button.

[kalikethewind]

One where your sister has sex with me. Then burns her genitals off and impales herself stomach wise onto a sharp rod when she realizes what she's done. I think that'd be a perfect world. No? Then she can't breed and the world would be safer. I am willing to suffer through sex with her for the good of mankind. I am that awesome :)

[abient]

WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH? I DON'T GET IT

[kalikethewind]

lmao lmao lmao

I almost peed.

Also..you're such an ass. :)