Poll

My dad asked me what my ideal job would be and I said trophy wife and he started offering me advice on how to achieve this and I think he was serious.

( I HAVE A MEME! )

LIST TEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LOVE

1. Etsy. Etsy is my favourite time waster. I always find at least one thing I want to buy every time I go there.

2. VENTURE BROTHERS. THE NEW SEASON SO FAR. IT IS KICKING TV'S ASS.

3. Ice creeeeeeeaammm. It's my vice.

4. This video.

5. Fucking with people. Earlier this week I changed my profile ( Read more... )

Honestly you guys should be grateful I haven't updated because all I would have done is go on about Netflix and how much I love Netflix and Bonnie and Clyde was fabulous and I want Faye Dunaway's hair and I love Faye Dunaway and I don't even care anymore. :( I am becoming so boring in my old age ( Read more... )

3, 4, and 5

1 and 4 from this set and 22 from this one

I see what you did there.

1.
After I drink this stuff, my burps always taste like sushi.

2.
I have to like you 'cause you're my aunt and everything, but stop forwarding me your bigoted Republican bullshit.

3.
I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. And I'm not making a poll 'cause I want comments :x

Are there any celebrities who you love no matter what they do, say, or wear; even if ( Read more... )

I have a flat tire.

What do I not need right now? This shit.

I threw up in my hand while I was driving.

D: D: D:

After well over a year, I think I can finally stand to listen to the Who again.

Don't
                              fucking
                                                       ruin this for me.

Also I am making a new header because it didn't take long for this one to annoy the shit out of me.

Guess who I just saw.
     Hanson.

Guess how it was.
     Fucking awesome.