the door sticks.
the subwoofer is broken.
there is only one AC button to switch between the three knobs.
The seat moves funny.
It shakes a little.

AND I LOVE IT. ALL OF IT.
I ACCEPT YOU WITH ALL YOUR FLAWS BABY. YOU LET ME PLAY SKRILLEX REALLY LOUD AND BE FREE.

Now I just have to name her.

icon is totally relevant.

 Coworker accidentally tried to kill me. Gave me a shrimp burrito instead of a fish one. it was cooked in such a way that I could not tell it was shrimp, only that OOH THIS FISH HAD A NEAT TEXTURE TODAY ( Read more... )

 PLEASE TO BE BLOCKING MY MSN ACCOUNT. It is sending people creepy offline messages for no reason. I only use AIM anymore and since I have left my MSN I've gotten messages from people asking what I needed and I was like "nothing I was at work how could I send a message also fuck MSN ( Read more... )

 A WEEK OF BUSINESS HAS JUST HAPPENED.

( fired from a job I wasn't even hired at for BS reasons. also firebreathing swordfish. )

OKAY FIRST NOT ABOUT COFFEE: Prompts start this weekend dudes C: I'll start out with one every other day and work up to solid weeks of prompts, unless the every other day thing works best ( Read more... )

 If I started a prompt-a-day or prompt-a-week thing/community/tumblr/whatever, WOULD ANY OF YOU WHO ARE WRITERS BE INTERESTED?

If you are, what kind of community would fit something like this best? I don't want to do an LJ community because those are so easy to forget. Hell I may just do it on my journal here,if that's what winds up working best. ( Read more... )

I now know how not to make coffee, at least.

WHY ARE MILKSTEAMERS SO INTIMIDATING?

this is the best reason I have ever had to use this tag.

Overextracted espresso tastes like meat.

1 Go to wikipedia and hit random. The random wikipedia article is the name of your band.
2 Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four words of the last quote of the page is the title of your album.
3 Go to flickr and click “explore the last seven days”. Third picture will be your album cover.
4 put it all together.


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I try not to get all up-in-arms about my gender because there are so many better things I could be doing.

But the second someone tries to tell me WHAT I am and WHY, starts CRITISCISING me and telling me my ideas on who I am are wrong...? That is a damn quick way to get yourself blocked. And I'm not a blocking person. I don't care how much older you ( Read more... )

Going to take a class on making the coffees. Because working with caffeine sounds like an excellent choice for my life right now. I'll work at like five Starbucks.

wow do I really need this many tags on an entry so short...?

uh I have been buried in job hunting for daaaaaays. That's all. I am boring lately.