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Chicks dig scabs?
I was examining a scab on my belly outside of Baja Fresh when a girl passed by... not a meth head, but a very sane-looking, attractive blonde with a ponytail and backpack... who smiled and said, "Looks good ( Read more... ) -
The Bible says WHAT?!
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. -
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Well this is just fucking great.
Eric, the lead singer/guitarist for The Two Timin' Four, an Austin band I really like, was killed in a motorcycle accident.
If that's not bad enough, it was a hit-and-run and his body was dragged for a mile.
I want to kill the driver of that truck. -
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Does eating a popsicle in the shower make me a good multitasker?
I think it does.
Next I'm going to try eating a popsicle in the shower while having sex, shooting a flamethrower and shredding Iron Maiden on a waterproof guitar with my feet.
Awesome!
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My "culinary" adventures
Today I made red beans & rice. This dish takes about a half hour, and I was hungry and impatient, so I made some waffles to tide me over. After I ate the waffles my palate was conditioned to sweet-tasting things, and I was thirsty, so I took a walk to get a Starbucks doubleshot (the huge energy drink kind, not the tiny ones). After I drank that I ( Read more... ) -
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Ever watch Cops? You know how you can hear a woman cop say "132 and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint" just before the credits roll? Well, it turns out that intersection is in east Portland, and I lived blocks from it. This is how bored I am that I'm finding this stuff out. -
nothing
I decided to delete that post from last night because it was too negative. Just because I'm here temporarily does not mean I can't try to be positive about life. Sorry. I am the captain of my ship, or whatever ( Read more... ) -
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
1. FTW
"For The Win."
An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarcastic.
Oh, okay, that makes a lot more sense. I always read it as "Fuck the what ( Read more... )
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