i am crazy. like, RETARDED crazy. don't keep your private public, and maybe the public will cease. you dig? internet VS phone? think about that, and stay away from me. i'll try my best to stay away from your trainwrecks but you better believe you need to keep away from those 920 digits.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

hey, that's right!
happy winter!

only I could get a case of swimmer's itch in october.

maybe that's not what it is, but fuck, all these hives the day after i take cold nighttime swim on monday????

FUCKING CHRIST I HATE MY SKIN

i moved to minnesota. i am having a hard time dealing with it about 20 minutes of each day. does this mean i am a traitor?

Phew! Thank fucking hell that tomorrow is Memorial Day. I needed a 3 day weekend to slowly ease back into my stupid work routine after our AWESOME fucking vacation! Austin was fucking rad, the fest was rad, Texas was rad, Matt, Nathan, and Kristin were rad, roller derby was rad, armadillos are rad, it was all just too fucking rad for words! I ( Read more... )

so it's almost my 24th birthday. fuck dude! instead of posting a rambling "where i am with my life and how i have changed" thing i decided to post a "fuck yeah, I am awesome" post. kate nelson keeps it real! in the last year i fucking graduated, went to hawaii, paid off a bunch of bills, traveled a bunch, smoked more grow than i probably have ( Read more... )

yeah. so after chanting/dancing at the CHARITY luau tonight, i went out for a few (dozen) drinks...and my wallet and cell phone got stolen by some fuckface. so please, if we talked, call my cell number in the next 48 hours and leave me a message letting me know, so i can get all the numbers back into my phone. i think i should be able to keep ( Read more... )

abrasivek is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:Bogus

To:Fidel Castro


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so i was also going to do some tiny rant about how stoked I am that the Steelers are in the super bowl when i looked in my old journal entries and found that EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO TODAY i said...

GO STEELERS!

thus, i recant.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEELERRRRRRRS!