[Mid morning those around town might notice a peculiar couple on a bicycle. Conchita perched on the handlebars as Almaz peddles forward desperately. Where could they be going? It seems they're headed towards the outskirts of town ( Read more... )

Hey Ashton... are you better yet? Um.... That's sort of awkward to say, I mean you... it's not like you just broke a leg or anythingAt least those statues are gone. They were so creepy! I'm really not good with survival horror ( Read more... )

Hello? Who do I talk to about trading something. I mean, it's really nice I got gifts and all And I really enjoy the fact I got twenty of my levels back! but... I really really didn't want the demon title. Can't I have my hero title instead? What if this means I have the time limit too...?AHHHH! I don't want to be a demon forever because I'm stuck ( Read more... )

( Inside 1766 Beaver Street )

[Almaz was a rather dutiful worker, after all it was easy to just do what people ask you to. He didn't rock the boat, and he didn't ask too many questions. He really didn't want to know too much about some of the things here, they gave off that feeling of ask too many questions and something dark and sinister would happen to you. So, instead he ( Read more... )

HELP! HELP ME! I'm trapped inside with a homicidal dead bird! It's trying to kill me!

[There's a pause, and then a startled gasp, his tone of voice is frantic and whiny and he might be crying.]

Don't hurt my comics! Please! I haven't read some of those yet! Please don't kill me, I'm too young to die!

( Action inside 1766 Beaver Street )

[There is a new voice on the phone, it sounds confused and quite lost.]

Hello? I would like to talk to the operator. Well, not really the operator, but if the operator can transfer me to the writers? Or maybe the producers.... Would it be the directer in this case? I have a bit of a complaint- ah! N-not that it's a big deal I mean, I've never ( Read more... )