Username "absinthe" is a drug against WAR@##$!$@%#!

[absinthe]

Oooh! See?! I've been doing so much "stuff!" Yes, I have! You are jealous! You seethe! Seethe for me!

Update imminent. Hold on 'til tomorrow or the next or the next.

Comments

[buscemi]

Welcome back. I thought you had taken a long vacation by the Black Lagoon.

[absinthe]

But.... I HAVE!

[contrasoma]

"stuff" wouldn't happen to include a clandestine marriage to Morrissey and seemy involvement with a certain Eastern European ramen smuggling ring operating out of Pirates Cove, now would it? Yeah, that's right: I read the papers, just like everyone else. You are not above the law.

Y'heard about the Dots?

[devonsego]

They are playing nowhere close to us. ARR! I die; you die!

[contrasoma]

Damn hippies. They're coming to Vancouver, which is odd as none of them seemed to dig it the last time they were here (four years ago).

[absinthe]

The list of tour dates posted to the Pink Dots community said that a Salt Lake show is in the works.

Dude. I'll be in, like, the near vicinity fooking yukon at the time, molesting moose.

\m/

VERY METAL.

[littlebunnyfoo]

sex sex....wait that wasn't the thing I was going to say

I mean I like your journal and I'm adding you.

[pernod]

stupid question; however, since you are absinthe and i'm only pernod i thought i'd come and ask.

i recently went 'friends only' because i met a couple of jerks online, but now i feel kind of bad about it; like i let a couple of razor wielding fez monkeys drive me into a hole.

what do you think? i need a stranger's opinion, and whom better to ask?

[absinthe]

I myself have had issues with mentally inadequate characters on the internet. I recommend writing scathing entries directed at this person one or two times until the seething annoyance wears off (posting such entries being up to your jurisdiction) and perhaps for a short time leaving your "comments" section friends-only (others screened). In time the razor-wielding fez monkeys you speak of will find out that they aren't going to receive the much sought-after prize of getting a response from you and will eventually move on to other individuals who actually ENJOY getting involved in pointless online bickering.

P.S. Try some wormwood!

[pernod]

you are my God.
i'm sorry that they banned you in America,
and replaced you with myself.

[absinthe]

Well, there's always the skyrocketing prices on imports!

Um. Too bad there's no real way of knowing if said import bottles are actually going to arrive to your address without being halted by "customs." I don't have enough money to even chance it.