UNDEAD!!

Selected queries from the AOL "random user keyword search" feature.

AnonID: 10355288
fidelity
stock quotes
supercuts franchise
snowballing
snowballing
squirting
squirting

( Hours of entertainment...? )

I completely repulsed a girl in a restroom this afternoon by sweating after riding my bike to a bookstore. I don't exaggerate when I say repulsed. She couldn't handle it. She was completely aghast and screwed her face all up, asking OH MY GOD WERE YOU, LIKE, RUNNING, OR SOMETHING?! I wasn't even sweating very much. My face always gets flushed when ( Read more... )

usernameabsinthe reviews Night Ranger's Sister Christian


( Read more... )

The MEATMAN is a man ( Read more... )

So there is this fantastic collection of 80s music videos and I decided to watch "Suedehead." MORRISSEY DRIVING A TRACTOR AND PLAYING HIPPIE DRUMS IN A FIELD OF COWS WHAT THE FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! etc.

Cowwwwwwwwwwwws!


( Read more... )

usernameabsinthe's theory of music volume (decibels) versus quality (musical taste) as applied to people blaring music outside their homes during the summer season.

No. Wow. Wait a minute. It's just that everyone listens to shite. Never mind.


( Read more... )

.... while looking for a thing in the bathroom I found a tube of red lipstick purchased for a costume party a long time ago, so I put it on and made my hair look great '80s (it's now light blonde!!?%$#@*! and very accidentally looks somewhat like Dwayne Goettel's... um... did) and GODDAMN if I existed in a stylishly-lit still-life I'd totally rock ( Read more... )

I... have created... THE FILMS OF INDIA!

Well. Subtitled, anyway.

(Let me know if you can do better.)

"Land des Schweigens und der Dunkelheit"
"Woooooooomb on the Range; not a Convection OvenCurrents: The bike-bike nerdiness is expanding exponentially! Assuming that I am using the term "exponentially" in all correctness! Exponential to what?! ( Read more... )