VERY METAL, as usual.

[absinthe]

Since Friday will be the last of my in-house internet access until the end of the summer, I'm going to use these final days to give my virtual fanclub of billions the gift of worms.
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Um. Wait. No. Those are going to my ex-roomates. To YOU, I give the gift of knowing about this website. Fkn++ awesome! I rate it a fifteen!

SIDE NOTE: After

Comments

[contrasoma]

The ruthless page is great. I nearly peed when I found the championship belt mouse-over a while back.

The fact that Leviaddonicus on the left of the Satyricon pic can't even keep his lines of railroad spikes straight is what cinches it for me, although the XYZ moment is pretty classic.

And yr userpic gave me cancer.

[absinthe]

Sometimes I like to test-drive new subcultures. :D

[buscemi]

Didn't King Diamond get sued by KISS over the makeup design? I didn't really see a similarity, but oh well.

Here's where I make you sick:

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/health/commoncold.html

*aaachooo*

:P

[absinthe]

As though I haven't ALREADY gone through enough "last-minute internet shopping."

Eeeeeeeeesh!

I personally like "the flu." OH MAN. Yes. I am going to need to get that.

[ninjastyle]

AVERSION TO NINJAS, HM.

how does one keep in touch with you, sans interweb?

[absinthe]

OH, NOT REALLY. But being retarded enough to get stuck in a bullet belt is probably enough karmic makeup for saying it.

I will be living in a tent somewhere, so I don't have postal mail. Unless it goes to the "general delivery" department for mailarts, which are beginning to start up again, YAY! Email is spoonjunkie-at-hotmail-dot-com.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT'S FRUIT ROLLED UP IN A TUBE

[djfox]

I LIKE YOUR EYEWORMS BEST