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absinthe's Halloween party:
_maschine didn't dress up, spoilsport.
abominari dressed as the love child of David Letterman and Kirsten Dunst.
absinthetics dressed as something slippery, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
alittlepinkfish dressed as a vampire.
andricongirl dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
aphelion4 dressed as a 1990's grunge child.
automatica dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
babyonfire dressed as a diplomat from Namibia.
bedlammessiah dressed as Renee Zellweger.
boredkoosh dressed as Optimus Prime, and it suited them all too well.
buscemi dressed as Judge Judy Sheindlin.
chemicalwire dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Michelle.
contrasoma dressed as Halle Berry.
cribdeath didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
da12skizto dressed as a outfielder for the Mariners, though it looked more like a new superhero: Armadillo Ninja.
deadmaker dressed as your cousin.
detuned_sky dressed as Winona Ryder.
devonsego dressed as a bottle of Epilon.
disembrainer dressed as a Level 14 barbarian.
drugaddict dressed as a substitute corporate spy section chief.
dumbnicname dressed as Padme Amidala.
engulfed dressed as a stiff shrimp.
errattum dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Insane Artist, and it suited them disturbingly well.
fanbelt didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
foreignobjek dressed as the Archbishop of Thincatnix, and it suited them all too well.
foul_priestess dressed as Alicia Keys's aunt.
goldenhog dressed as a new superhero: Mammoth Zero.
hotbakeorations dressed as a zombie.
inertia_broken dressed as a turkey.
kitschy gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow.
knigel dressed as Richard Nixon.
lly dressed as someone who just had sex (and probably just did, too), and it suited them all too well.
locust_girl dressed as the Busy Power Ranger.
majnarcotics dressed as a quarterback for the Chiefs.
maldeluxx dressed as "Bones" McCoy from "Star Trek".
marymagdalene dressed as the main character of "Saving Private Ryan".
moonspyke dressed as Scooter Libby.
mrcoffeebean dressed as the Viscount of Red Pass.
nervous_damage forgot to put on clothes!
ninjastyle dressed as Tori Amos.
ohfuckyou dressed as a vegetable.
phot dressed as a Inez LanmasterCooperative employee.
plural dressed as a easy skeleton.
retiana dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Prince of Birmingham.
rockstar dressed as a deer.
rubylou dressed as a appendage.
sandozy dressed as a can of Pepsi.
sharpshinyclaws dressed as Renee Zellweger riding a ferret.
subverseshun dressed as Thomas Jefferson.
toosicktopray dressed as the Governor of Connecticut.
wickedflea dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Buttercup Burgerhumperdinck".
Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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But never fear! The Collective Brain has been busy beyond its years. Tonight a cashier-human yelled at me for being an alcoholic because I purchased a single embarassing "tall can" of cheap domestic beer at our local grocer. Yeah! Not only that, but the "Free Bikes" cult is catching on like a fkn++ rampant melanoma and the first "Free School" meeting is tomorrow night. There's a tongue in my freezer and we boil the elk skull on Wednesday. Attempting to slice the flesh off with two thrift-store knives and a poking-thing just wasn't working out, you know? (Puppy feet aren't the only former organisms turning up in the dumpster these days.)
Goddamn, things are great. :D