Hmm.

[absolutjane]

I love my cat's smelly cat breath. I want her to breathe on me. If I was a lesbian cat she would be my girlfriend. But I'd still make fun of her with the other cats because she's so dumb

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[absolutjane]

Aqua aerobics sounds like fun. I wish there was a public pool around here, swimming is great fun. If it wasn't for the chlorine. I swear that stuff is STILL in my system from when I was a kid! But fun anyway!

Scales ARE evil, that I will agree with. I had no idea what it was going to say, and it didn't say anything nice. :(

[autumn_witch78]

I think he belongs to the "hot guys" department...in the sense that he makes you want to set yourself on fire after this pic *barf*

Thank god I had sex before I looked at you LJ :P

[absolutjane]

LOL Good thing. At least I made you grateful for...not being with this guy. hahaha.

[softbluebuddy]

What a complete and total tool.

If that is what survivalists are like then I'll go quietly.

What do you think he normally does with those guns on that bed? I know, I have read some gun kink fic that is really hot. This image may well be burned into my brain forever.

Thanks Jane.

Oh and good luck on the eating healthy.

[absolutjane]

Cause you know that when the apocalypse comes, and the world is burning, THIS guy will survive. And you'll have to do striptease for him to get a loaf of bread. THE FUTURE IS COMING. And it's full of hairy crotch.

(and thanks!)

[anonymous]

Can I have the username and password to one of your fake X-journals so I can leave you comments without having to be anonymous? I don't want you confusing my anonymous comments from the anonymous comments someone else *cough*reedy*cough* might leave you.

:D

And all this guy needs is a buzz cut, some eyebrow plucking, a beard re-shaping, and for all those guns and ammo to be action figures and comic books and he'd be hot. I'm photoshopping all-a-dat as we speak.

[absolutjane]

Please. You have a bunch of fake journals. (Don't you?) I can leave you the password for ilovepenises if you want. You *do* love penises, don't you? hahahahahhaha.

hahahahaha.

Jumper rules.

[anonymous]

You suck. I wanted the password for 'lil_reedy'. You still have that one, right?

[slightlytricky]

Burn it with fire, etc.

hey. remind me to tell you the story about the time i got so fed up with people i thew up in their general direction.

burninate. fur serious. i am eye rolling so hard i think i gave myself a headache. *sighs* oh drama how are you so... boring?

[absolutjane]

I remind you. I remind you! That sounds like a gross awesome story. I had an ex-boyfriend who threw up in an all-night bakery. I treated him very poorly. The end.

Me. Boring! Very. Work? Lots. And...having trouble with the eating thing. Too much of it. sigh.

[slightlytricky]

remember the good ole days when the asshats outed themselves at the first bleatings?

i have a dream, janee. a dream where fans are sane and enjoy fandom without flinging their cocks around to see who has the biggest.

not that i don't love a good cock flinging, mind you.

re eating: is good. without this vital element to the daily life there is no joy ... or flesh. both of which are good for sex.

i have no idea what i'm saying. i might have a had a few drinks.

[absolutjane]

Man, I'm so out of touch with current internet cock-flingings--nary a cock fling in sight. I have no idea what emo kids do these days to let everyone else know they're damaged...bad online poetry with multiple fake journals seems so passe...Let me know if I can help and I'll...leave them horrible comments with a proxy IP? hahaha. In internet years that's like a granny shaking her cane.

You're probably sleeping off the booze right now. Have a hangover-free morning darling.