Hmm.

[absolutjane]

I love my cat's smelly cat breath. I want her to breathe on me. If I was a lesbian cat she would be my girlfriend. But I'd still make fun of her with the other cats because she's so dumb

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[zebraljb]

Check out the post I just made about internet dating. Maybe YOUR guy and MY guy should get together and go bowling...

[absolutjane]

aaaahahahahahahaha. Oh dear lord.

[lil_needy]

Will you be my friend?

If you say no, it will make me cry.

[absolutjane]

NO

[lil_needy]

I knew you couldn't resist.

[absolutjane]

I couldn't. Your icon is just too cute.

[haldoor]

Do you know how much I love your boyfriend? (Baby Elbows, not that guy. *points to picture* WTF?)

[absolutjane]

Why thank you! ♥ He's here right now. I made him a spinach salad, and he actually ate it. A keeper I think.

(I have no idea about this guy, though)

[haldoor]

Your Baby Elbows is DEF a keeper, I'd say. Either that, or he's Popeye in disguise.

(this guy need a hobby) *points him at ballet*

[absolutjane]

Hahahahaha. He won't even wear a pink shirt. *snort*

[jhobbit]

Oh yeah, he's SO hot!!!! *rolls eyes* I think someone must have made a mistake and he was really supposed to end up in the 'not' list instead. You know like Nottie? LOL! Wonder how many dates he's made since posing for that photo...

Awww sweetie, your man is the best! He may be a keeper. ;0 ) And you look marvelous btw.

Love you!!!! *smooch* Got your wonderful e-mail, will reply soonishly.

[absolutjane]

Thanks dahling! Maybe he even DID get a date, I wonder if there was someone out there that thought this guy was hot? Someone who printed this out and posted it beside their bed? omg, what a world we live in.

Love you back! Take your time. ♥

jacks

[anonymous]

Hi. I'm in bed with two boys. What are you doing? Also, doing this on my cell phone. Woops, cats just jumped off the bed.

Re: jacks

[absolutjane]

Jacks Baby! Two boys, hey? Anyone I know? How are you doing!

I'm watching tv in the next window. Bored.