I am a fat person. Yes I am.

And I blame it on Ashley Allyssa Englander. She insists on living through me, thereby forcing me to indulge in twice the amount of Coldstone ice cream, Diddy Riese cookies, Baskin Robbins, and BJ's that I normally would. Damn you Ashley, go take care of your own fat person tendencies instead of making me eat for two!!

After looking at the football standings I just realized that the University of Alabama's team name is the Crimson Tide. I no longer feel so bad for the UCSC Banana Slugs.

Prepare yourselves for some horribly distressing news....

My boobs got bigger :(

• I’m finally getting over my Black Death for the most part. I still have horrendous welts all over my arms (still trying to figure that one out) but no more fever or deadly cough.
• David and Yu Jiang tried to teach me how to use chopsticks. I think you have to be at least 25% Asian to succeed because I sucked. A lot.
• Oh and I have a stalker guy ( Read more... )

I love being infected with the black death. It’s awesome.

The foam party was the most insanely crazy fun thing ever.

HAPPY 18TH  BIRTHDAY ASHLEY ALLYSSA ENGLANDER!!!!!!!!

I love completely outsmarting my computer when it is trying to be a total douche bag. Especially since I'm so computer illiterate. That alone makes this a good day ( Read more... )

Eric and Adarsh saved my life last night by taking me to Diddy Riese to satisfy THE WORST ice cream craving I have ever had. I owe them my life.

On the way back from their apartment this incredibly drunk/stoned/I dont know what else guy decided to drive his car and ended up smashing 2 blocks worth of cars parked along the side of the street. I ( Read more... )

All of my friends are Asian
And they do Asian-like things
And then make fun of me for not being Asian
Oh how I love UCLA