I've moved.

http://www.myspace.com/jimmyxi

This account will be deleted in a few days....forever... :(

Fucking debt collecting useless cunty knob spankers ( Read more... )

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Bill Hicks

Maynard James Keenan (of TOOL and APC) & Tori Amos

MJK again, numpty jumps on stage, MJK floors him without missing a note!

Mitch Hedberg one of my favorite comics

:)

BTW I'm a father now, I have a daughter called Isabella.

Will update soon.

I’ve kinda run out of spare time these days, every moment of each day is accounted for ( Read more... )

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I'm due to wed in fifteen hours, and not a shred of doubt or reservation ( Read more... )

“So what’s the point of having you, if you just come when we call you, we may as well not bother calling you” that’s what a random member of the public said to me today in reference to the Police being called to shoplifters and not just standing by his doors twenty four hours a day ……….. idiot ( Read more... )

Shimmy ( Read more... )

I wanted a nice car to start to practise driving in, and thought, hey get a cheap old banger with a small engine to learn in will do.

Fuck that!
Ok so we need a nice, safe, family car and we got this….


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Imagine you and ten of your best friends got together and decided you hated Chavs and wanted to be a gang of vigilantes, you had unlimited resources, fast cars, helicopters, the ultimate telecommunication devices and strategically placed CCTV cameras keeping you constantly updated, sniffer and attack dogs and protective equipment to keep you safe ( Read more... )