3:44pm: Hippie Guy and his girlfriend finish their domestic dispute about whether the answer to practice question 3 is A or B. HGF (Hippie Girlfriend) puts her arm around Hippie Guy ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I get scared. On nights like tonight, when the wind knocks the blinds against the plastic window frames, I hear footsteps in silence and think I see boots outside my bedroom door. Every sound is a murderer, every thought is a bad memory. And even though I'm older now and smarter and more sophisticated, I just want to ( Read more... )

1. Sameulsson is singlehandedly responsible for global warming ( Read more... )

 
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 I sorted my Flixster ratings today and came up with the following list of movies I've apparently enjoyed to the max ( Read more... )

Melissa's Annotated Version of Tanar and Alli's Fight ( Read more... )

Mr. Sub's current ad campaign is "we have more than just subs". They list drinks and soup and shit. But you know what, I love subs. I think a place that just has subs is perfectly delicious. In fact, I go to Mr. Sub primarily for the subs. Stop sub discrimination now, Mr. Sub. Recognize the inherent appeal of just subs. You should change your ad ( Read more... )

 The ZAM originators (that's our parents, because Zach, Alli and Melissa originated from them in a totally graphic way) are now home from their vacation. Dad is suffering from "Vancouver Fever", which is actually an acute chill with a 200% chance of showers. Mom has fallen ill to West Coast Affective Disorder, where all skies are perceived as grey ( Read more... )

I realize I haven't been updating as much as I was so hopefully this will make up for it.

Last night Tanar and I came home from his family dinner and found that Summer had peed on mom and dad's bed, probably because she was too high to bark at the door. I am now doing laundry.

Alli attended all her classes today and convinced her teacher to let her ( Read more... )

"If this general proceeding is about punishment, I think I've been punished enough. My open wounds (arising from my own selfish, perverse conduct) will probably never heal. I live with this hurt everyday knowing that I'm the saddest clown in the whole molester town. I'm going to enjoy my vacation to Mexico where I've enslaved 12 year old Conseulo ( Read more... )