Reasons why I am a damn good girlfriend to have:

[acacia7876]

#1. I cook dinners for you and time them according to your mood to be ready on arrival or shortly there after.

#2. I do your laundry and generally clean up after you.

#3. I bake you apple spice cakes from scratch on a whim.

#4. I have a sex drive that outweighs yours.

#5. Sometimes, I'm even cute to look at.

Grin.

Comments

[darkenna]

Bah. #5 is superfluous. ; )

[aprilflower]

Cute? Beautiful is more like it.