I've been watching it over and over again all day, I can't understand what is going through this cat's head ( Read more... )

Mommy has been talking to Not Mommy through their small black boxes. In good news, Mommy is still alive, I guess the Valanches are less vicious than I thought. In bad news, Mommy isn’t coming home tomorrow! She’s going to stay in Mane, despite the risk of death by Moose, Valanche, or Bear, for another day! Mommy also said she fishtailed a lot on ( Read more... )

My programs have really gone downhill lately. I don’t like the new direction the producers of ‘The House Next Door’ have taken. Writing the pigeons out of the script and replacing them with construction workers makes for much less exciting viewing. ‘The Bird Show’ is still pretty good, this morning there was a special appearance by a bright red ( Read more... )

That was a close one, Not Mommy finished shoveling the snow and fed me just before I died.

Not Mommy has failed to prepare my dinner. I will surely starve to death. Tell Mommy I loved her, and that I’d still be alive if she didn’t go to Mane.

I thought Mommy had taken this week off work so we could hang out together and snuggle and have lots of fun. I THOUGHT WRONG! Mommy has been planning all along to ADANDON ME and go to Mane, where she will get eaten by a Valanche, I just know it.

After 7 years of staving off hunger by sneaking some of Awful Cat's crunchies, Mommy came back from El Dorado to save me from the certain death that was looming from Not Mommy and Awful Cat. At first, I hid because it's her favorite game to play with me, but after a while it was snugglin' time. She put out my breakfast a little later then I would ( Read more... )

Humans are idiots. They are talking about me losing weight. They want me to lose weight. So I decide to eat a super healthy salad. So they tried making it harder to get to my salad in an effort to get me to exercise. Sometimes they have pretty salad on the big table, I have no trouble jumping up there, but the colored salad upsets my tummy. Mommy ( Read more... )

Not Mommy returned, apparently completely unabducted by aliens. She just willfully ignored us for weeks on end. I’ve managed to get my blood sugar up enough to finish my story of adventure and intrigue. So, I spend a lot of time in the closet. It’s quiet there, and there is only one entrance so it’s easily defended... or so I thought.  I was doing ( Read more... )

Dear readers! Perhaps you have noticed my absence of late. I was adventuring, and now I have a great story for you!

I have clearly been left to starve to death. Not Mommy was likely stolen by aliens. I have been able to ward off the throes of death hunger by stealing crunchies from Awful Cat, but maybe it's best if I just eat some nip, and drift ( Read more... )