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Police: Drunken man drives home with decapitated friend

MARIETTA, Georgia (AP) -- A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, police said.

He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck.A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning ( Read more... )

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Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos ( Read more... )

okay, so I was backing up the van to go drive to get the mail. Little did I know that my little brother LEFT HIS RACECAR RIGHT BEHIND THE VAN! shit! i didn't see it! i only HEARD it as the van was backing up over it. haHAHAHAHA holy shit! but its okay, the racecar is fine, the tire just got a little moved .. it will be fixed. omg hahahaha at least ( Read more... )

Last night I stayed up ALL night..I couldn't sleep. Not even a nap. I had tried going to sleep since 1am, but fucking shit I couldn't. So I got online, talked to some people, and then JON my ex boyfriend from like 9 months ago CALLS out of the blue. He calls with some Amanda slut to prove to her that he did tell me he loved me. OOOOOOOOK. Then he ( Read more... )

A husband walked into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer, the higher the price. He then opted for the most sheer item, and paid the $500 and took this home to his wife. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs ( Read more... )

Ted Kennedy has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him ( Read more... )

X+3(2Y-4)-18=2 bottles of beer on the wall, R=Mx2+B^23 bottles of beer, take one down, carry the one, solve for x, transfer Y to the other side of the equals sign, X+Z(5N-4)-18=5 bottles of beer on the wall...

you'll understand ( Read more... )