"You're gay too?!" Harry burst out. "Uh, duh!" answered Lucinda, rolling her eyes. "Even I knew that!" Hahaha.
"Eww!!!" cried Harry and Lucinda in unison. "Het sex!" HAHAHAHA!
"It's alright," whispered Nicole, pushing Lucinda's hand away. "We know you're not, so you may continue." "Yes," said Lucinda, nodding vigorously and looking highly interested. "Please do." Haha!
"Thirty-seven?" whispered Draco, horrified, turning slowly to face Harry. I loved the reference to 37 here. Clerks always makes me happy.
"It's okay, we fuck more than that," Harry whispered back reassuringly. Again: hahah!
I laughed (out loud, swear to God) more often reading this than ... anything in a long time. Thank you.
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"You're gay too?!" Harry burst out.
"Uh, duh!" answered Lucinda, rolling her eyes. "Even I knew that!"
Hahaha.
"Eww!!!" cried Harry and Lucinda in unison. "Het sex!"
HAHAHAHA!
"It's alright," whispered Nicole, pushing Lucinda's hand away. "We know you're not, so you may continue."
"Yes," said Lucinda, nodding vigorously and looking highly interested. "Please do."
Haha!
"Thirty-seven?" whispered Draco, horrified, turning slowly to face Harry.
I loved the reference to 37 here. Clerks always makes me happy.
"It's okay, we fuck more than that," Harry whispered back reassuringly.
Again: hahah!
I laughed (out loud, swear to God) more often reading this than ... anything in a long time. Thank you.
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Ahem. That is all.
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And uh, seriously, I can SO imagine us as flies...
"Mmm, pleasure," repeated Snape, licking his lips slowly.
For some reason I always notice that part.......=D
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We would tot be the coolest flies ever.
...I really wish we WERE at Hogwarts though. How depressing for our shitty high school that we'll be attending in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. God!!!!
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