By the way. Did you know that you're now our Requisitions Officer for The Corner of Doom? All those that need to escape to the corner after reading DtRH will see you for their hard hats, fuzzy blankets, and M&M's.
Let's see, entered and won a bikini contest, slept with my ex, watched several friends puke all over a hotel room in Ireland and then helped them hide the evidence (not very well, we got busted by our trip chaperones), jaywalked across the street in Palm Springs and gotten stopped by a traffic cop who then photographed us for the "delinquent" section of the paper (only in Palm Springs), given out condoms to my friends at a wedding, "Vogued" at a dance club in New York and then gotten to second base in the back of a cab (saved third until we were back at my dorm) . . . ahh, the memories. Although one of these was within the past six months, hehehe.
I'd have to say that sleeping with people while drunk is a common theme. I at least usually have a bit of sense left to stay away from the dance floor while drunk, but I'm a fair shot on the pool table at that point. I always think I'm a lot better than I am, and it usually ends in at least 2 or 3 pool balls flying from the table in wild shots. And then I'm taken home. *L*
Probably should have. But it was more me trying to make a concerted effort to remain upright and not collapse on the table itself after every shot. Plus, apparently it took me awhile to line up my shots. The table and balls wouldn't stay still, you see.
I know this is really late but I had to share these. At my 21st bday celebration I fell down in a bar and started a domino effect that resulted in 5 people on the floor and one poor girl crashing into the atm machine. My personal favorite though was at the marine corps ball this last year, I stole all my hubby's medals and shooting badges and put them on my dress. Then my drunk ass took a picture with friggin Oliver North!
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Just thought you should know.
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Or is there something about your little trip that we should know? Will there be pictures of you in a bikini contest up soon on the internet?? Hmmm...
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I'll have to wait until I'm back in the States to post a picture, hmmm, I wonder if I can find a fun one.
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You should find a fun one to post. It's amusing. Like... draw a smiley face on your knee and then take a picture and post that!
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