*Leaves a classy plain black box where the prison officer designates and slopes off to his cell again*

Zvarri, I have left a valentine's box for those who wish to leave fan messages to the great detective Atmey.... but, no one probably does... I am, after all, a tragic failure, a fallen detective, a pathetic clown.

Zvarri! It is I, Luke Atmey! I have been on a small journey inwardly and contemplating various deeds that need to be done in future. I hope that you have not missed me too much, but I have had to spend alot of time away from the computers so that my mind can be as clear as an azure sky ( Read more... )

Ah, it is nearly the Christmas season, and for once I don't have to worry about my extensive gift list for all my friends and of course the hassle from people recognising me in the street as the ace detective I am ( Read more... )

Hm, everybody seems to be interested in being thankful for things so I suppose I might as well discuss what I, Luke Atmey, am thankful for ( Read more... )

So here I am. Like the tragic clown trapped within the nightmare of his own bad joke, I'm stuck in jail for the rest of my life. Just because my genius could not be recognised by everyone because they were all too stupid to challenge me ( Read more... )