Wanno's been riding my arse to update this baby. I should really start charging her per ride. ZING! Ok, so maybe not. She's apparently bored. That's a pretty good advertisment for Jeanie's vibrator party this weekend i'd say. Or MAYBE Wanno should tell that dude she's been lusting after FOREVER that she likes him, and then jump him and put a smile ( Read more... )

Everyone agrees that it's illegal to lure kids into compramising positions with lollies, so why is it acceptable to lure their minds with promises of candy? Scripture is the devil.

Best weekend I've had in a while. I guess the beginning would be a good place to start, huh? Well, Fridee night I staked my claim as the greatest video-gamer around. Actually, I won on forfeit because Duce, Hayley and Kristy piked. It's sucks being so hardcore and having friends that can't keep up. So yeah, friday night was just drunken video ( Read more... )

From the small amount of live journals I've seen so far, I'm supposed to start out something like "OMG! ROFL! I HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL! OMG! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! LOL!". Hopefully I wont be an exception ( Read more... )