Carrots are heinous. There, I said it. There is no place for carrots in today's society, except for in porn. Even then it's still kinda gross (it might not have been washed properly, you know? And don't get me started on those filthy fruit and veg people...), and it can easily be replaced with say, I dunno, a cucumber, watermelon or pineapple. No ( Read more... )

My brother's stolen the PS2 for the weekend. I feel so empty. Worst of all, all he plays on it is a shitty pool/snooker game. I personally think it's incredibly stupid when there's a perfectly good pub down the road, with a perfectly good pool table.

Just found out that one of my mates, Tristan Habs, who works in Central London is all good. Noice.

Free: 2 retarded sisters. Completely dependant and make you miss Hard-On gigs. Noisy as hell and equally annoying. Messy, embarrasing and idiotic. Good homes need not apply. Life of misery preferable.

I just want to get this off my chest. Fuck you 'Fast and the Furious'. Yeah, that's right, fuck you. You've led a billion retards to all exclaim "OMG! Illegal street racing is soooo cool! Mum! Dad! Buy me a suped up car for my birthday! OMG! ROFL!". I blame you for the retards that actually try and emulate it, IN PERTH none the less! You've made ( Read more... )

Went for a job today. Didn't get it. Fuckers.

Has anyone else seen 'Mullholland Drive'? Can someone please explain to me what the fuck that was about?

So, here's the plan fuckers: - Defer uni ( Read more... )

Mum came up to me yesterday and goes, "Michael, the lease is up here in six weekes. Are you staying or going?". I want to go. I HAVE to go. But this means I need a job. Someone find me a good paying job.

I just thought I should add that the Dockers are starting to forget their place within the AFL.