How does one break a can opener ?!

[acerbeempathy]

It is questions like these I am left with. On and on I debate should I call you up and yell at you? Or should I try to be the bigger person and just let it go. Just be happy your out of my life ? I calm down and let it go but then I find something else thats missing or broken or ruined. I start to get pissed again and have to start repeating my

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[acerbeempathy]

let me add throwing away tupperware that I purchased does not count as cleaning

[death_by_wire]

I just want to clarify...
that I never took your hat(s). I remember being asked once if I borrowed one you were missing once and you know I admit to stealing things because I enjoy the anguish and shaking fist motions people make at me from a distance, but that wasn't me.
Though, I will admit to stealing the crap out of your food for years. Your precious cheeses and deli meats... Yeah, middle of the night at least 10% of those bitches were fair game s'far as I'm concerned.
Also I took a chocolate chip granola bar from the cabinet after the cruise that one time. Sucker.

[acerbeempathy]

lol actually im blaming the same male person for both hats. Though the 2nd one im thinking one of his child friends took it. I need to add steak seasoning to the list. I went to cook some cheap steak yesterday and realized he took that too Bastard.