Attention model-y relate watchers:

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I played D&D for St. Patrick's day and my character committed suicide.
Which is like the 3rd time I've done that
wtf
me: Can I put the evil necklace on?
DM: dont put the evil necklace on
me: Why not??
DM: BECAUSE ITS EVIL
me: Well my race is evil... and I'm like.. high in the heirarchy of the evil race that worships the evil goddess it's for... so maybe I ( Read more... )

How the fuck is charging a pack of smokes to my card in a different country considered to be irregular activity...
enough to freeze my account...????
AMERICANS TRAVEL DAMNIT!

My fucking credit card's frozen

Why?
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS WHY??

I'm in London. My flight wasn't that bad. I WATCHED HAPPY FEET
it wasn't as thrilling as I expected.

I have today off. BEDTIME

Umm so an Ocean Drive I'm in came out this month I'm told...
[me and my agent]

mike (10:59:25 PM): dude
mike (11:00:58 PM): u see the ocean drive?
mike (11:01:39 PM): ???
me (11:01:46 PM): umm... no

me (11:01:51 PM): you know i dont read magazines
mike (11:01:59 PM): dude, i will email it to you
mike (11:02:00 PM): brb
mike (11:02:01 PM): fag ( Read more... )

They bleached my eyebrows.
I have to wander around for 3 days now with my beanie pulled down to my eyes because my eyebrows are invisible and makeup doesn't work.
I look so stupid. bah.

So.. Louis Vuitton job day 2, so far..
okay shutup I'm dead tired!
Sofi came down with a fever, Carolina only had 2 hours of sleep from flying in from Milan.
"Are you sick too Rachel?"
"No."
"Right then." translation: We'll use you for the majority of today and let them rest up.
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Reposting because I wasn't happy with the stupid sample sizes I had before. BIG RARA! GO!

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Okay I understand, I don't like it but I'm getting used to it.
Sofi and I are sitting at a starbucks on our laptops
and people just wont stop taking pictures.
We're ignoring them sure, but still.. the flashes, seriously, don't people even stop to think about how fucking rude they're being???

in other news...
I've become one with the jellyfish.

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