I went trick-or-treating, I got candy, I recieved a king sized snicker's bar, I didn't eat it yet.
I would like to eat it eventually. It is a heavy mother fucker.

Well all I have to say is lame.

I've become addicted to lifetime, television for women.
My mom is a liar and lied to me about my sunburnt back.
My brothers fear me.
Corey...you doof
Chelsey, I'm giving you a shout out if you even read this. poor vag.

A huge spider just crawled across my computer cabinet. not cool.

In all seriousness though I forgot my pillar in Cape Cod. Fuck ( Read more... )

Today someone pissed on the floor at my house while I was trying to watch the PK's of the World Cup, Go Italy.

Still smells funny

Melissa's sunday...oh ya baby...literally baby.

MEGHAN IS HOTTTTTT. AND SEXY....AND WODNERFUL....BONJOURNAY.

i should have done this earlier...like when i first made this but here it be
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