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Porn Star Lickin' Good....
It's been a decent chunk of time sans posting. I figure I should post a little more often to relieve stress, and worsen my carpal tunnel syndrome. It's a fairly even trade, I’m sure.
Ok! So hi! Anyway...I have a fun story for you all! (It’s true, more fun than rainbows. sort of.) So! I um...licked a...like, well a pornstar. This doesn't happen ( Read more... ) -
Woogity
I now live with two drag queens. My life has taken a definite turn for the queer. When i'm not doing something macho, like fixing computers, fiddling with electronics, or playing video games...I sit in the parlor and watch them dance around to music from the fifties, sixties, and now. Sometimes they're in half drag, a boy who's normally two inches ( Read more... ) -
le sigh...
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Caleb ( Read more... ) -
Mail Me!
This is a mostly-pointless post. But it explains how i get through my work day.
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laborous day
today, i must clean my entire apartment. My parents are coming in to town tomorrow, and...well...i'm my mother's son, so I have to clean every inch of the apartment, even if it's unnecessary.
The good news? They're bringing me a king sized bed that was just chillin' in the garage.
Other good news? Going semi-camping with Shea on Sunday. I say semi ( Read more... ) -
Boys of Summer
I won second place in a tan-line contest last night.
My one day at the beach last month gave me quite a nice tan, however, my suit was up about an inch higher than i normally wear my pants while i was sun bathing. This meant that if my shirt rode up, you saw pale skin, but if it was off, you got to see a nice nice tanline.
There were four ( Read more... ) -
yr22. omfg old
happy birthday to me.
happy birthday to me.
happy birthday dear me.
happy birthday to me.
i haven't done anything special for my birthday today, except eat fried chicken.
Caleb and I went to the bar last night. I learned that not as many people buy you drinks as you'd think. I got one shot, and one drink. Some girl would have bought me a drink, but it ( Read more... ) -
Sleep to Dream
Hokai, so...
ze other night, i had one of the strangest experiences as i was trying to fall asleep. I've still been trying to adjust to my new schedule, so this whole sleeping thing has been an interesting experience. I've found that i can wake up and function well enough in the morning, after dragging for a couple hours...but i still haven't ( Read more... ) -
Kitty Love...
I know that my cat, Leo, is strange. He's been quirky ever since i got him, but now...he's definitely just a straaaaange kitty.
He loves people, and must sit on every lap, no matter how much the lap protests.
He plays fetch.
He comes when you call his name.
He chatters in hopes that his sonic blasts will knock down flying bugs and other hard to reach ( Read more... )