i hung out with megan,danielle, kristina, and james last night. we had a good time. we filled the room with estrogen after a round of "goodness godess" a game where you get in touch with your inner soul. it was really lame and made me feel like a shallow woman. (aparently i'm the type to marry for money and have an affair with my 19 year old pool ( Read more... )

*i've got a clay facial mask on right now and i feel like a girl
*tonight i'm going out with julie for drinks.*matty b called me today and offered to give me 100 bucks cash. i declined ( Read more... )

you all remember "david the gnome" from your childhood, right ( Read more... )

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truck full of donkeys
passes me on the freeway
really hauling ass.

it was lindsey's birthday tonight. we all went out to a few places in westerly. i realized i really don't like westerly bars. not many of them at least. i asked the bartender in one establishment if he wouldn't mind making my drinks weak. he laughed, and poured in twice the booze he should of. he thought i was fucking with him. i showed him. i only ( Read more... )

a man came into my bar this afternoon and claimed he was goatse. i said "as in goatse.cx?" he said he was the same. he asked if i wanted him to prove it. i told him that if he proved it, i would be calling the state police. i swear, some people these days...

i really don't have a whole lot to write, but here's a picture of patrick duffy's disembodied laser shooting head causing some havoc amok.


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as a bartender, i really despise beautiful women that go into bars expecting men to drool all over them. i had two "hot chicks" come in tonight and watched my two male coworkers oggle them, ignoring almost everybody else we had in the establishment. here's the thing that bothered me. they got mad at me for not giving them "special service" for ( Read more... )

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