i just purchased some fresh vine ripe tomatoes and a few balls of buffalo mozzarella. i'm going to make a simple salad with seared steak, tomatoes, mozzarella, olive oil, some ground sea salt and pink peppercorns. then i'm going to watch cartoons. then i'm going to goto bed a happy man. any of my problems will be gone in the morning.

once again, i've been victim to reading an lj entry that i shouldn't have. so i'm going to write an lj entry stating it. man i'm a loser. so much for getting to sleep at a decent time.

i'm taking tommorow off. that means i'm off on a sunday. who wants to hang out?

i'm not a big phil donahue fan, but watching this gives him a few points in glenn's book.

it's amazing to see bill o'reilly get like that.
shame it took someone acting exactly like bill o'reilly to do it.

my favorite quote:
phil: "become the patriot that your loud voice proclaims to be."

this morning i worked all day and did maybe 20 minutes of real work. aside from napping, and having lunch, i have to say my biggest accomplishment was dying money different colors and attempting to sell them on an 100% inflation. unfortunately, nobody cared to pay $2 for a $1 bill. even when i threatened to ebay them. "no reserve!" i said. they ( Read more... )

for the first time in a week or so, i woke up today happy. i'm content with life. i'm not worried about every little thing. i'm not sad about dorris anymore. i'm just in a good mood, and i think i'm ready to deal with the day.

stare at this for 20 seconds.

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this morning at 9:45, i became an ordained minister with the universal life church. it's kind of a joke, but now i can perform weddings and exorcisms at work. more of a reason to enjoy myself ( Read more... )

sara gave me a sympathy card this morning when i saw her. it said "i can't comprehend what you are going through, but i'll be there for you." she just gained like 1,000 points in my book. i'm going to attempt to goto work tonight, we'll see how that works out. i think i'll be fine. the other night i got to hang out with megan, andy, and kristina. ( Read more... )

if there's one thing to say, it's that i do not deal with death well. at all.