To be sung to the tune of 'Eurotrash Girl' by Cracker ( Read more... )

My dad fell off a scaffold today ( Read more... )

My mother is in love again. Like a 16-year-old, giddy female. Makes me happy ( Read more... )

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An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity ( Read more... )

there is a girl called brooke ( Read more... )

Johndathanhelmly: assuming makes and ass out of u and me
Johndathanhelmly: technically it makes an ass out of you and ing
Johndathanhelmly: but ing's an ass anyway so...
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Har.
Missed school today..sneezing and whatnot. It stopped around 10 this morning..which means I could have gone to school for most of the day. But those ( Read more... )

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Goddamnit, I hate being broke.