I am 28 years old today. That is all.

Another night, another wasted opportunity. I guzzle down booze and smoke my nicotine laced death and wonder, have I made a poor decision in life? I sit back, gaze and ponder at the inevitable horizon. Life is experience and brother, boy howdy, I've lived it ( Read more... )

Drinking makes me feel more awesome, because I'm unhappy and have raging personal problems..............or maybe not, hmmmmmmm?

Just felt it was time to post something in here again. I'm beginning to feel like most of what I have worked towards was for naught. People are never what they think you are. Perhaps they get too comfortable in an equation of what your friendship is, of what it represents. Perhaps they never truly figured it out to begin with. In any event, my eye' ( Read more... )

To me. 27 years old today. Huzzah.

To me. 26 years old today. It's just gets more and more strange.

All it fucking does most of the time is hamper me. Everything is automatic now, so one slip up on your part and the machine locks you out. Now I can't get the damn DVD drive to open. Technology and me are not friends, nor will we ever be.

Vendetta.

Because here comes 'Fast Glass'!

This trailer is so precious and amazing, that it would a crime against humanity not to let you know about it. Enjoy:



Okay, so I have a few questions to ask:

When did we start IMPORTING meth? I was unaware that meth was now being created outside the country that originally fucking created it?

I mean, I understand that ( Read more... )

Its that time of the year again. A time for the Devil to get his day in court.


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Im realized that my sense of humor is severely fucked up. Half of the skits and ideas I end up thinking up are wayyyyy to awful to ever actually do.

If this world was only a little less judging and more hilarious, then I might have a shot.

Viva me!