I hope this isn't confusing!

[acridturpintine]

First off, I want to say that monkeys are so cute.Everyone, please have your WWW order forms filled out as soon as possible and send them to me immediately. The laptop method is new for most of us, but it's what we have to do. If you prefer to write it out on fabric, skin, etc., that will also be accepted. Orders not received before the deadline

Comments

[iloatheyouall]

What? Why must Mus dress in drag? And what about me? When the water of the waterfall transforms into very heavy stones, one realizes that one has no idea what is going on!

[acridturpintine]

Seamus must dress in drag as part of an agreement to do it! He can't break the agreement! And if he isn't willing to do that, well, he'll just have to answer me instead of dancing around an answer, Mr. Friend-er.

Probably that somebody's going to get smashed by rocks.

[iloatheyouall]

What agreement? Since when does Mus go around making agreements without even telling me? That usually gets him in trouble! Does my advice mean nothing to him anymore? Has I been thrust aside like a forgotten, wooden puppet?

[acridturpintine]

I would tell you the exact terms, but since my journal is down, I can't.

But they involved apologising sincerely to Colin, bothering Ron's sleep, and dressing in drag.

Or he could simply answer how he truly feels about you. He said you're a friend-er. I don't buy his evasive ways. What's he hiding, Dean?

If he didn't do these things, he wouldn't receive the share of profits that he demanded of me. I told him I'd give it to him in the form of a drink (he'd just use the money for that anyway!) But can he follow simple terms? APPARENTLY NOT!

Of course he's in trouble!

You better have a talk with him about how friends will get revenge on behalf of friends who have been beaten up by drunk gits.

[acridturpintine]

I agree with your first statement.

[acridturpintine]

AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[mouldytailcoat]

I'm trying to figure out the geometry of that picture. Is it wearing a jumper?

[acridturpintine]

Geometry? It is a picture of a monkey, not a graph. It is hugging a stuffed toy of some sort.

[acridturpintine]

Ginny.
Why is there shaving cream every where????

[acridturpintine]

Because Goyle doesn't know his bollocks from his mouth.

[acridturpintine]

WHAT???
Where did this all come from??? the can was half empty last night!!!!!

[acridturpintine]

Surely it came from someone else! Not that half-empty can! Or any other cans!

[mouldytailcoat]

I can always find me drinks somewhere else you know!!!!

But I will wear the hula skirt.

[acridturpintine]

Fine, I won't give you a drink, then.

Hula time.

[mouldytailcoat]

the deal is that I hula, and then you give me a drink!!!!

[acridturpintine]

I thought you said you could find them somewhere else?

[mouldytailcoat]

HEY, I DO NOT LIKE FIRE, AND THE LAST TIME SOMETHING BURNED DOWN IT WAS YOUR FAULT!

[acridturpintine]

WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES BEFORE THAT?!

YOUR BIRTHDAY?

MY ROOF?!?!?!

[mouldytailcoat]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DENY THE BIRTHDAY INCIDENT FOR IT TO BE TRUE?

AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ROOF WAS ON FIRE! MAYBE IF PEOPLE HAD LISTENED TO ME OR THE GHOUL IT COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED!

HOW IS THAT GOING, ANYWAY?

[acridturpintine]

How's what going?

Denial doesn't make something true, and it was awfully suspicious!

Harry, we'd been DRINKING! You couldn't expect us to THINK! You should have been taking action! I mean, good grief--

THE ROOF, HARRY, THE ROOF! THE ROOF WAS ON FIRE!