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[acridturpintine]

Ok so last night when I was in my room sleeping ( and not crying no matter what Pete might tell you) I HAD A VISION.
It was the birthday gift Ginger gave me !!!!
It was lit up by this magical, magical golden light and it began to sing to me.
It sang.

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AAAAAAAH!!

[iloatheyouall]

CELLULITE!!! NO!!!

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I mean. Yes. You need to talk to me, Colin?

... Eeek!

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[acridturpintine]

It's ok Vincent I know all about it and Ginger Spice has told me to forgive you.
I'm still confused and really hurt right now but I forgive you, it's the only solution!!!

Re: AAAAAAAH!!

[iloatheyouall]

...

Um.

I don't know how to say this, so I'll just try. And. Do my best.

I've been incredibly stupid. Not that that's something new but. I did things I shouldn't have done. Things a friend should do. More than once. And. At this moment. I'll understand if you don't forgive me. You shouldn't forgive me. There's been too much. Er. "Forgiving Fritzy". Going on. For no good reason.

So. Um.

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[acridturpintine]

Oh I Understand completely!!!
Obviously you were ashamed of me, obviously you thought you had to do those things when no one else could see you.
If you had just told me and been honest I would have let you anyway, I think I've been pretty obvious and all.
I mean you asked Padma out around a week later so I think it's all really obvious.
I forgive you anyway, I don't want to embarrass you.

[putasockinit]

Creevey, do you mean celibate?

[acridturpintine]

Do I????

[iloatheyouall]

... You do.

[iloatheyouall]

You shouldn't.

[mouldytailcoat]

were you not celibate before? i guess i didn't realise how serious your relationship with Fritzy was then.

[acridturpintine]

Neville??? is that you??? because if it is you're not helping.

[mouldytailcoat]

NOT HELPING YOU, MAYBE, BUT HE DOES HAVE A POINT.

HEY, IS IT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE JOURNALISM CLUB?

[acridturpintine]

Well we still need a comic artist, are you interested in that???

[acridturpintine]

Colin? You do realise it's not a sentient doll? I mean, I don't know how to do that... Hard enough to get the looks right and knit the little outfit and make it dance.

It isn't too shiny, is it?

Oh, I guess everyone hasn't seen it yet.

[putasockinit]

It iz shiny because Dobby has cleaned and shined the pretty lady every night since Mister Colin got it!

sometimes very late at night Dobby dances with the pretty lady

[acridturpintine]

Oh, well, thank you for helping take care of it, Dobby! The finish probably would get dull without a regular cleaning.

Do you dance to Spice Girls or is there something else you have the pretty lady dance to?

[acridturpintine]

YOU HAVE BEEN DANCING WITH MY DOLL?????!!!