because they think its going to be this action packed thriller, and its about a bunch of slithering hissing creatures, placed on a plane by an assasin. its the dumbest plot since... napoleon dynamite.
well apparently the plot was for napoleon to help pedro win the election, but i dont get it. and to be honest i probably will go see snakes on a plane just because it looks funny to me. oh and if you go to snakesonaplane.com you can get a call from samuel l jackson. i totally did it to jeff earlier.
well. let's think about how sweet this thing is gonna be.
first there's a plane. planes are sweet. sorta. really the only thing the plane does for us is make it hard to run from the snakes. so the plane isn't that cool.
then there's the snakes. snakes are fucking awesome, and make a pretty good bad guy, slithering and hissing and poisoning... even indiana jones is afraid of snakes.
then there's samuel l. jackson. and he's 'tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane'. you really can't go wrong.
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first there's a plane. planes are sweet. sorta. really the only thing the plane does for us is make it hard to run from the snakes. so the plane isn't that cool.
then there's the snakes. snakes are fucking awesome, and make a pretty good bad guy, slithering and hissing and poisoning... even indiana jones is afraid of snakes.
then there's samuel l. jackson. and he's 'tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane'. you really can't go wrong.
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b. it uses freakin' real snakes
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c. its called snakes on a plane...
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