I was reading Chris Moore's book Fluke when I stumbled across this gem of a quote. This passage, albeit small, made me fall out of my chair upon reading. It's a simple reference to one of the characters in the book who happens to share the same name as someone we all know and dread ( Read more... )

TWO, NO SIX, NO TWELVE... BAKER'S DOZEN!!!
I TOLD YOU THAT I'M CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES COUSIN.

This song brings a smile to Jogue's face.
And when Jogue smiles breadsticks rain down from the heavens, old dogs and cats become puppies and kittens, grandma's invest in swimming pools, and large quantities of water turn into liquid bread. Tis most

I've been gone too long from this here page ( Read more... )

In my scriptwriting class on monday, we were talking about a professor who assigned students numbers so he didn't have to try to remember students names. Our professor was talking about how that would be a good idea. I made some type of smart-ass remark, and the professor fired back with "Number Three, be quiet." While this may be a coincidence, I ( Read more... )

Man, I almost forgot that i even had a journal. I don't know why but I find it difficult and tedious to post on a regular basis. Most often, I don't have anything to say(as evidenced in this post). Oh well. The tibet show was friday, I enjoyed myself and i hope everyone else who was there did. We ended having about 50 people total throughout the ( Read more... )

Some funny shit happened today. One of my philosophy professors is from China, and from time to time he struggles to find the correct english word. He usually gives us a syllable and we then attempt to guess the word based on this and the context of the sentence. Anyone who has had a foreign professor should understand this process. This time he ( Read more... )

Spring break ovah, me na wanna go ta school ( Read more... )

Like a fish out of water ( Read more... )

Hmm i niha hmm a hmm a niha ( Read more... )

Consume, consume, and then consume ( Read more... )