True Tales from Target

[actionfiasco]

Stories about Josh, the creepy guy I work with, are coming. They will be good and plentiful, but I'm saving them.

For now, I want to talk about Asad. Asad looks like this.

Comments

[num1azn]

Wow. That is some truly entertaining reading. More stories!!

[actionfiasco]

thanks john. and oh man, i've got a lot more but i'm trying to space them out so no one gets tired of em.

[glass_wings]

Oh... My... God...

If that isn't brilliant, I don't know what is.

[britt_fac3]

hahah

Dan you work with some of the weridest people
EVER. But i still like the Cars guy better.

I forgot his name.

[actionfiasco]

that is jerry and i think i might do a post about him sooner or later. it would be a lot funnier with a visual cause he always bounces up and down really intensely (which im not sure is even a word) every time he says something.

[bob_star_promo]

Oh man. Why didn't I just get a job with you, Dan? Last time I ever ask Joe Pray for a favor. (In case you didn't know, Joe got me my job.)

[actionfiasco]

i dont know. you should have, the place is a million times funnier than i ever would have guessed.

today asad came up to me, and was like, dan, come here. so we went into an aisle with no one in it, and he asks me in a really quiet voice, "do you have to be 18 to buy condoms?" to which i reply, no, you can be like six years old and buy condoms if you want. after i say this, asad gives me a incredibly stern look for about 5 seconds and turns and walks away without saying anything.

[rogoskizzle]

Hey, how long does it take to get hired? I need a job for the winter break. Would they hire me for only a month?

[actionfiasco]

it takes about negative one second to get hired but i think the drug test results take a million days to get back. they might do it, i dunno.