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A challenge
Let's play a game ( Read more... ) -
Etiquette
When your hand smells great and you would like to share this bounty with others, always present your entire hand. Offering only two fingers is perceived as creepy. -
Terminology help
Hello! I would like your help inventing a phrase. I know the definition, but I don't have a good name for it ( Read more... ) -
Lent: a retrospective
This year, I observed Lent for the hell of it (no, I didn't suddenly turn Catholic). I gave up video games, just to see what would change about my habits if a large block of time suddenly opened up in my daily life ( Read more... ) -
Quintessential Dog Montage
This was made in honor of my girlfriend's birthday, but you might enjoy it too. To maximize the appeal, pretend the third dog is yours.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfXREJpbw3E&playnext_from=TL&videos=c-teKaPNSiA&feature= -
Correcting an oversight
A few years ago, my father, a recently retired doctor, told me something I found fascinating. I told many of my friends, and was promptly informed in each and every case that my father was an idiot. Today, I spoke further with him and gave him a chance to elaborate ( Read more... ) -
Measurement
Objectively, this is the greatest song of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sA_U0TrqU
Score: 31 (or 36 if you count partial utterances and echoes).
( Edit: DAMN IT! ) -
Life news
Right then, let's take a moment to reflect on what I've been up to.
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Sin Week, backtrack
Well hello folks! Seeing as I totally neglected to do spend the days between Rosh Hashannah and Yom Kippur recollecting a pondering of the questionable moral issues I've faced in the past year, I figured I'd make up for lost time in the approach of the Gregorian new year.
...except this happened two years ago, so I guess that's a double screwup ( Read more... ) -
How to meet new people
Me: What's that on your shirt?
Silence: (Breathes)
Me: My first guess would be that it's a lightsaber. But I don't think lightsabers have actual light bulbs attached to them.
Dan: That's what it is. It's a lightsaber with a light bulb.
Silence: (Deep breath)
Me: Oh! I get it!